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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. |
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